We are off today to the Dead Sea. We stop off en route at Little Petra, a meticulously constructed miniature 1/100th scale version of Big Petra created by the Disney corporation.
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| You could imagine this was real |
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| Animatronic figure |
We stop off at a Crusader castle(not nearly as good as the Sleeping Beauty castle at the original).
We then motor on to the Dead Sea, advertised as the lowest place on earth and falsely advertised as the saltiest body of water on earth(uncorrect, it only comes in at number 6 on the salinometer).
Swimming in the DS is like being in a giant flotation tank. We then slather our nubile, svelte bodies in magic mud and immediately feel and look 20 years younger and 10 years dirtier.
We stop off at a Crusader castle(not nearly as good as the Sleeping Beauty castle at the original).
We then motor on to the Dead Sea, advertised as the lowest place on earth and falsely advertised as the saltiest body of water on earth(uncorrect, it only comes in at number 6 on the salinometer).
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