(Contemplating) Murder on the Nile

Today is a day of mostly relaxation as we cruise down the Nile. This would be quite restful except for the jabbering hordes of Eurotrash polluting the atmosphere with their cigarette smoke-indeed, my thoughts turn to dark deeds.





Breakfast on this boat is shit, whereas lunch and dinner are quit delightful and copious.
The boat is a relative oasis of calm and peace, for when one disemboats one is surrounded by pagan masses trying to flog crappy souvenirs and such like.
In the dusk we visit the temple of Kom Ombo built around 1800 BC. This is a place of quiet contemplation and meditation were it not for the other 10,000 whining visitors.






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