Ashes and Sackcloth
Today we are off to the Oval to watch the forces of goodness and niceness(Australia) humiliate and ridicule the dark and evil forces of badness(England) on day 2 of the final Ashes test.
It turns out to be a sweltering hot day(sic) but there is a plentiful supply of ale.
Unfortunately the brave, honest and handsome young men from our great sunburnt country were cheated out of their rightful day of glory by the underhanded and cheating ways and the machinations of the local subhumans.
We take our crushed spirits to a local alehouse to try to quench the bitter fires our grave disappointment.
It turns out to be a sweltering hot day(sic) but there is a plentiful supply of ale.
We take our crushed spirits to a local alehouse to try to quench the bitter fires our grave disappointment.
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